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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: twisted wishes Fri Apr 02, 2010 7:36 pm | |
| Granted but it only works in a stable I wish that my next wish won't be twisted |
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Lord Wilhelm von der Mark Elder
Posts : 667 Join date : 2010-03-24
Character sheet Appearance: (2/5) Health: (7/7) Status: (3/5)
| Subject: Re: twisted wishes Fri Apr 02, 2010 10:29 pm | |
| Granted, but the rules of the game don't allow it. You're out. I wish for even more players... | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: twisted wishes Fri Apr 02, 2010 11:14 pm | |
| Granted, however the costs for further players to enter is exponentially high thanks to this one's penchant for frivolity.
I wish for a pink pony. |
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Lord Wilhelm von der Mark Elder
Posts : 667 Join date : 2010-03-24
Character sheet Appearance: (2/5) Health: (7/7) Status: (3/5)
| Subject: Re: twisted wishes Sat Apr 03, 2010 8:09 am | |
| Granted. May it haunt your nightmares forever. I wish for a nice hot shower... | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: twisted wishes Sat Apr 03, 2010 3:38 pm | |
| Granted however, The guards at the castle are kind enough to shower you with boiling pitch as you try to climb the wall.
I wish, I could find a local woman who is not insane who is neither sick, nor dead, nor a relative, who will love me. |
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Barathrum Crumb neonyte
Posts : 3873 Join date : 2009-12-09 Age : 32 Location : Sweden
Character sheet Appearance: (0/5) Health: (6/8) Status: (2/5)
| Subject: Re: twisted wishes Sat Apr 03, 2010 3:43 pm | |
| Granted, however she has 14 kids and fat.
I wish for a broken pillow. | |
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Lord Wilhelm von der Mark Elder
Posts : 667 Join date : 2010-03-24
Character sheet Appearance: (2/5) Health: (7/7) Status: (3/5)
| Subject: Re: twisted wishes Sat Apr 03, 2010 9:40 pm | |
| Granted, but with all the feathers flying through the room it is impossible to sleep. I wish for my headache to go away without being replaced by another sickness... | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: twisted wishes Mon Apr 05, 2010 12:44 am | |
| Granted, however it goes to your girlfriend and you ain't getting any tonight.
I wish for the library of Alexandria not burned. |
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Lord Wilhelm von der Mark Elder
Posts : 667 Join date : 2010-03-24
Character sheet Appearance: (2/5) Health: (7/7) Status: (3/5)
| Subject: Re: twisted wishes Mon Apr 05, 2010 8:49 am | |
| Granted, but the Romans could not cope with the Atlantean idea of nuclear fusion, which they found on one of the papyri and destroyed the world long before your birth. I wish I could sleep for another hour... | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: twisted wishes Mon Apr 05, 2010 10:15 am | |
| Granted but as you fall asleep you realize you left the water running in the bathroom and you wake up in a flooded appartment.
I wish to find a picture for my character!! |
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Barathrum Crumb neonyte
Posts : 3873 Join date : 2009-12-09 Age : 32 Location : Sweden
Character sheet Appearance: (0/5) Health: (6/8) Status: (2/5)
| Subject: Re: twisted wishes Mon Apr 05, 2010 10:17 am | |
| Granted, however it's far too modern for this setting!!!
I wish that the kittens would STFU :s | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: twisted wishes Mon Apr 05, 2010 10:18 am | |
| Granted, they all die and now your GF wont stop crying ...
I wish for your GF to stop crying! |
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Barathrum Crumb neonyte
Posts : 3873 Join date : 2009-12-09 Age : 32 Location : Sweden
Character sheet Appearance: (0/5) Health: (6/8) Status: (2/5)
| Subject: Re: twisted wishes Mon Apr 05, 2010 10:19 am | |
| Granted, however it's because she took her life due to you killing all the kittens. I wish for a new family | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: twisted wishes Mon Apr 05, 2010 10:21 am | |
| Granted, although they are all into incest BDSM porn
I wish for a JAS Gripen fighterplane... |
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Lord Wilhelm von der Mark Elder
Posts : 667 Join date : 2010-03-24
Character sheet Appearance: (2/5) Health: (7/7) Status: (3/5)
| Subject: Re: twisted wishes Mon Apr 05, 2010 10:52 am | |
| Granted. Scale 1:100.000 *hands magnifying glass* I wish for a win in my next virtual battle... | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: twisted wishes Mon Apr 05, 2010 10:55 am | |
| Granted, but it is all you wil ever win again
I wish for Willhelm to stop beeing funny |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: twisted wishes Mon Apr 05, 2010 12:50 pm | |
| Granted, however it is due to you forgetting what is funny.
I wish for magical powers. |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: twisted wishes Mon Apr 05, 2010 1:15 pm | |
| Granted but you get them from a demon that now owns your soul and wants you to play scrabble with him for Ever !!
I wish for our rabbit to die! |
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Lord Wilhelm von der Mark Elder
Posts : 667 Join date : 2010-03-24
Character sheet Appearance: (2/5) Health: (7/7) Status: (3/5)
| Subject: Re: twisted wishes Mon Apr 05, 2010 1:45 pm | |
| Granted, but it dies in childbirth, producing lots of offspring. I wish I had a better condition... | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: twisted wishes Mon Apr 05, 2010 2:08 pm | |
| Granted you now live in the playboy mansion as a busboy
I wish I knew everything |
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Lord Wilhelm von der Mark Elder
Posts : 667 Join date : 2010-03-24
Character sheet Appearance: (2/5) Health: (7/7) Status: (3/5)
| Subject: Re: twisted wishes Mon Apr 05, 2010 2:14 pm | |
| Granted, but realising the insignificance of your own life you commit suicide in the next second. I wish for a good meal... | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: twisted wishes Mon Apr 05, 2010 4:08 pm | |
| Granted, but it contains something you are allergic to so good luck eating it ...
I wish for a blue moon |
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Lord Wilhelm von der Mark Elder
Posts : 667 Join date : 2010-03-24
Character sheet Appearance: (2/5) Health: (7/7) Status: (3/5)
| Subject: Re: twisted wishes Mon Apr 05, 2010 4:13 pm | |
| Granted, but a blue werewolf eats you while you admire it. I wish for a trusty sword... | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: twisted wishes Mon Apr 05, 2010 4:29 pm | |
| Granted, but it requires your blood to survie and it quickley consumes your soul!
I wish for a can of coa cola... |
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Lord Wilhelm von der Mark Elder
Posts : 667 Join date : 2010-03-24
Character sheet Appearance: (2/5) Health: (7/7) Status: (3/5)
| Subject: Re: twisted wishes Mon Apr 05, 2010 4:45 pm | |
| Granted. Have fun with your Agave Cola. I wish for a new suit... | |
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